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Ghosting people is so easy for me...

Must be genetics. Shoutout to my dad.

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1. The Earth used to be flat until they buried your mama

2. Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11..

It would be IX/XI

3. You know what happens when a woman farts and she’s not wearing pantyhose?

She gets dandruff on her shoes.

4. I seen a kid crying, so I asked him " where are your parents" He started to cry even more

Man i love working at the orphanage.

5. When I was was younger, I first heard about Princess Diana dying all over the radio…

…and the dashboard and the windshield.

6. What do you call an orphan who is kidnapped?

A suprise adoption

7. What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

Well a rooster clucks defiance….

8. Yo mama so fat...

When she died, SHE BROKE THE SUPER BOWL!!! YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

9. Why do women love sitting on jews

Their nose is like a built in dildo

10. Give me the most darkest jokes you guys have

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